Classic Kev's Corner

 Its been too long to relapse my episodes from early years but i shall remonice ((spelt the cool way) on my past experience with the shm. Westward nip was in, snag was out, fab rubs were comon and jb applied 3psi to all ladies legs.

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3 psi in action

there has been pressure to bring the corner back in action, its gonna really offend some people and it will make some people cooler. So to bring people up to date. Snake and wheels came up with a cool move.. girls take your shirts off and relax.. because lucy and katelin are too tight to get with. i need skin. Spike has 2 inch labia and need to be shaven down. PB is in effect and jj is out of town. keepin his baton sur la glace and fackin trying to be cool. lost his arm in his travels though. now has a prostetic. its cooler then real skin. The bus left the other day with me and wheels. wheels took his shirt off and got his nip pierced. now he has hiz from the need...le...... too bad nice guy. Interesting how some fucking loser.. j.......e.....ds......lack disopline and are suseptible to  diseases..  being fackin gay.. and reading a chapter.. .  got kicked out of the glee club due to reading too many chapters.  he is stuipid uncool when he talks.. (just jokin' Jeds...you fuckin' faggot...) shit he cant even talk , he slurrrsssssss..  fucking idiot.

Well..... i will leave you with this little riddle. and you can interpret it how you wish... its cooler if you just fackin have an rc and be cool. but being cool is a dream that only people can dream of.. too bad im alway cool. i was born with it.. you werent. so FUCK OFF!!!

Kev, Apr: 4th, 2006